光棍好苦

 多少年来一个人闯
从来觉得自己挺酷
如今回头一看
寂寞无助
从小我就习文练武
觉得自己是个人物
没想到老大不小
咋没人光顾
曾经暗恋过的对象
已经嫁做人妇
孩子可以叫我叔叔
到如今没钱没房没车
南无阿弥陀佛
想要对你说声拜托
                                   
                                                                       

                                                                       我是个寂寞的光棍
                                                                       痛苦的光棍
                                                                       到了现在没有媳妇
                                                                       你怎么能这么的残忍
                                                                       打我的手机
                                                                       想让我以后没钱娶妻
                                                                       你能不能打我的坐机
                                                                       打我的坐机
                                                                       或者直接来我家里
                                                                       再请我吃上一顿饭
                                                                       陪我聊聊天
                                                                       最好帮我找个媳妇


 

昨天晚上加班过度
醒来以后想要呕吐
最近心情挺堵
感慨无数
遇到女人其实不少
可太多都是歪瓜劣枣
偶尔有朵鲜花
还插在牛粪上
其实我的眼光不高
哪怕废旧材料
或许现在我也想要
可谁知世事总是难料
她们也都很挑
说我太穷她们不要!
 
                                                         
  
                                                         PS:看到好多人都写了那个光
                                                               棍节征文,柳说沧海也要写
                                                               哦,不好意思,最近没多少时 
                                                               间,就随便发首歌纪念下这
                                                               个日子,也祝所有有伴的和
                                                               没伴的在这一天,在以后的
                                                               每一天都能够开心,快乐!~